Dad Jokes - 4th of July Edition

Mom superpower: Growing humans

Dad superpower: Dad jokes

I've tried. I've experimented with different styles of delivery. Goofy and animated... whitty and subtle... using different accents and character voices...straight forward and matter-of-factly. I've even used the same jokes. But, no. Dad jokes only get eye rolls when moms attempt them. I accept my kryptonite and present this selection of 4th of July themed Dad Jokes for your superpower arsenal. Enjoy and happy Independence Day!

https://www.duluthnewstribune.com/entertainment/7093812-Did-you-hear-the-one-about-the-Liberty-Bell-Here-are-some-July-4-dad-jokes-to-keep-em-groaning